Day 38 – Bad Mood (Scene)

Sorry, I’m just in a bad mood.

 

Oh. Okay.  Are you on your period?

 

Excuse me?

 

If you’re in a bad mood. That would explain it.

 

Sure. I can’t think of any other reason I might be in a bad mood. Maybe it’s because I’m tired, or hungry. Maybe it’s because I looked at the news this morning. Maybe it’s just because you’re a dick.

 

That was uncalled for.

 

Was it?

 

We barely know each other. You have no right to insult me.

 

And yet, you obviously think we know each other well enough that it’s acceptable for you to ask if I am bleeding from my vagina. Huh. Funny.

 

Which you clearly are.

 

 

I mean, you haven’t said that you aren’t…

 

What if I am?

 

What?

 

Would you want me to tell you about it?

 

It wouldn’t bother me.

 

Great! So you wouldn’t mind me complaining about the fact I’m at the very beginning, so my flow is super heavy and I need to wear a tampon AND a pad to stop leaks?

 

Why would you tell me that?

 

You said it wouldn’t bother you.

 

Jeeze, I was just trying to be nice. I didn’t think you’d take it so literally.

 

Yeah, well, congrats. It’s that kind of day.
I was right though.

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